A sure sign of the Apocalypse...

[greatbear]

...is when a meme shows up in my LJ.

This thing has made it's rounds all over my friends list, but I am taking it upon myself to change it a bit. Why? Because it's my LJ and I set the rule. Besides, I really need something to cheer me up these days. So, I will cry havoc and let loose the dogs of, well, something.

There's at least 1 person on your LiveJournal that wants to date you or sleep with you.

So lets play........ *cue generic game show music* FRIENDS w/BENEFITS!!! (applause)

The rules are simple...

If you want to date the person who posts this (that's me), post a comment saying "I'm yours". Be sure to add in detail what that date would entail.

If you just want to sleep with the person (again, me) and stay friends, post a comment that says "I'd hit it". Again, note with exquisite detail what would transpire during said 'hitting it'.

SCARED??? You ONLY live ONCE! However, I know my audience, and they arent really scared.

THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS!!! & see who replies. Actually, the twist is that most of you did this thing before me.


All responses will be screened dragged kicking and screaming into public view.


Happy 06-06-06, everyone.

Comments

[madlizard.livejournal.com]

I'd hit it

[standardtom.livejournal.com]

Well, both obviously.

And I think we've pretty much talked about what would transpire already. :D

[baeritone.livejournal.com]

Even though we'vce been friends for so long? Hell, because we've been friends for so long, and because you're digustingly hot....of course I'd hit it, as it were. ;)

[shake-it-up.livejournal.com]

You're such a hot guy, I'd love to feel those big ol' arms and bump my chest into yours, see where it goes from there...

[fredneckteddy.livejournal.com]

I'd totally hit it.....with me lifting you up off the ground and wrapping your legs around my face ;)

[kjvbear.livejournal.com]

do I even have to say it?

I'd hit it faster than you could say "do me"!

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know the answer. If you don't, you should!

;0)

[tironsshadow.livejournal.com]

So, can I have both?

[jrjarrett.livejournal.com]

Heh. :)

Who wouldn't?

"I'd hit that"

[nytemarewulf.livejournal.com]

I'd love to get to spend some time with you Phil sweetie... :)

[kymutt.livejournal.com]

From what I can tell, you're a nice guy, and VERY cute. I'd hit it. As for what we'd do? Well, I don't know you well enough to know you're likes and dislikes. So discuss those first. Then go from there. But lots of hugs...you look like a great hugger, and I'm a hugoholic.

[allamericanbear.livejournal.com]

Good lord, I haven't had a nice bear hug in ages...given or recieved.

Hugs are the best........

[geometrician.livejournal.com]

Definitely... I'd hit it.

[bearwad.livejournal.com]

well i am pretty much married so the point is moot.

but yea, otherwise i'd probibly suck your dick til your head caved in.

or is that what ya meant by "sleep with this person"?

[otterdaemmerung.livejournal.com]

"I'd hit it"... or get hit...
As for detail:
[CENSORED BY DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY] in multiple time signatures, then perhaps bein' yer tiny ottersnuggletoy for the obligatory afterglow nap afterwards.

And that's just one possible scenario!