My sweet lord

[greatbear]

Much has been circulating in the news and my LJ friends list regarding the 'Chocolate Jesus' sculpture and the now-cancelled art show. Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Sweet Jesus".

Anyway, would such a sculpture endure the same fate as so many chocolate rabbits at Easter, having His ears bitten off, or head, etc.? One thing's for sure, a 200 pound chocolate Savior will crash anyone's diet, and probably cause an Atkins freak to spontaneously combust:



Definitely not something to eat all at once!

Comments

[sfmini.livejournal.com]

I do like a high protein snack. I wonder if it's high in B-12

[detailbear.livejournal.com]

In one of those stories I read that the artist had intended for viewers to break off parts and eat them throughout the showing. "This is my body" stuff.

[danlmarmot.livejournal.com]

I wonder what the nutritional content of a human corpse is.

Seriously. Yes, that's a bit sick.

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

I bet they wouldn't have gotten so spazzy if the artist had given ChocoJesus a loincloth. ;)

it just came into my head!

[beartech420.livejournal.com]

someone left the chocolate jesus out in the rain...
i don't think that i can take it
because it took so long to make it
and i'll never have the recipe again!
OH NOOO!

[whiskerfish.livejournal.com]

But it says that it is a single serving Jesus.

[manticore1977.livejournal.com]

*sings* I don't care if it rains or freezes as long as I got my chocolate Jesus, ridin' on the dashboard of my car...

;)

[inqueery.livejournal.com]

I don't think the "servings per container" is quite right. Especially since it weighs more than I do!

[knarfd.livejournal.com]

I wanna make an anatomically correct Vanilla Satan. Wait, nevermind we already have an Ann Coulter.