Grumble grumble grumble

Okay, can anyone tell me why I was awaken at 5 o' the damn clock this morning by a fighter jet flying around the house? And why LJ for me was down at the time? And why Frank the LJ mascot has either been branded or shot fulla smoking holes? Why the recycling dudes just had to play hockey with the recycling bin after loudly dumping it into the truck? Anyone? Anyone?

Now I am far more likely to bite the head off of someone at work today, and I am still being starved by this miserable illness.

*fume*