Report suspicious activity
Dec. 6th, 2005 08:00 pmOn the way to work this post-snowy morning I happened across a white Ford van driving erratically on I-95. Speeding up, slowing down, weaving, riding the lines, changing lanes haphazardly, passing blocks of cars then slowing down forcing the previously passed cars to go around the van, etc.. In other words, not driving in a safe and courteous manner, and, quite frankly, behaving quite dangerously and putting others at risk. This van passed below that huge over-the-highway electronic sign that lately, when not displaying info about upcoming traffic hazards, Amber alerts and whatnot is frozen with that ever-diligent "REPORT SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY - 1-800-XXX-XXXX" found everywhere in out neo-confascist state. I was so tempted to take them up on the offer, especially given the logos and lettering on the side of that van:
"Department Of Homeland Security"
"Department Of Homeland Security"