Mayhem ain't nothing.

"Mayhem" in a catch-all word to sort of describe some of the goings-on here at the ol' homestead. Silly, yes, at times, but often fitting. But "mayhem" is such a small word to use at times. Like from now on. Mayhem can't begin to describe daily life here. Not anymore. Hellish? Perhaps. An apocalypse? Pfft. The Four Horsemen are a mere carousel. Nine Circles of Hell? Dante probably saw an Olympian at an Audi dealership as inspiration. No, this is far, far worse. Black Sabbath, on their debut album, sang something close in their eponymous first track:

What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black which points at me

Turn around quick, and start to run

Find out I'm the chosen one...

What horror has befallen us? Is there any hope? Anyone?

( Ooohh noooooo! )