Motor-neural demyelination

[greatbear]

Do you enjoy "first-person shooter" (FPS)-style video games? Like me, have you spent an inordinate amount of time playing FPS games? Do you sometimes get the feeling you are still "in the game" after quitting for the night and your motions feel awkward? Beware, these may be the first symptoms of "Duke Nukem's Disease", a rare and sometimes dangerous affliction that can strike the enthusiastic gamer without warning.

Check out those eyebrows. Is that natural, or is it part of the disease?