Ah so whuuuut?

[greatbear]

It's too bad I can't send a BigMuscleBears profile to engrish.com, because this one had me cackling for a while:

"It is a guy of 37 years old living alone in Osaka.
I raise it from an email friend (image exchange) to a boon companion, a sexual intercourse partner, a companion widely.
A greatly sturdy manly person more physical than oneself is preference whether you are the same as oneself because oneself is short.
I like a tank top and underwear, sports uniform such as rugby, too.
In addition, I like showing masturbation to each other,and blaming ass play and a nipple and an urethra."

This is the profile.

Somethings do lose something in the translation. ^_~

Comments

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

**giggle**

[dfwteddybear.livejournal.com]

And don't we all like a good urethra every now and then?

[dfwteddybear.livejournal.com]

**double giggle**

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

Blaming ass play and a nipple and an urethra for what?

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

急な動き, perhaps?

??

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

I read no Japanese.

[texaspenguin.livejournal.com]

***triple giggle***

Re: ??

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

"Jerking off". Now, my Japanese is probably worse than that guy's English! I blame the Babelfish for that.

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

銀行強盗, definitely. You know those money-hungry urethras.

Re: ??

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

Actually that reads as "quick movement". I SUPPOSE it could be a euphemism for jerking off ... or shooting downhill into oncoming traffic at 90 miles an hour, case depending. ^_^

[beg1n.livejournal.com]

I believe we all enjoy blaming a little ass play now and again.

[xkot.livejournal.com]

I like showing masturbation to each other. Now there's a pickup line I haven't used in... weeks.

Stop the hate!

[fuzzcub.livejournal.com]

Until we all stop blaming ass play we can't hope for a better world.

Re: Stop the hate!

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

Think of the nipples!

[iahklu.livejournal.com]

i want a boon companion.