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[greatbear]

Please welcome Lemmy Kilmister to the 'dark side'. Please keep your hands to yourself. First one to proclaim him "The Queen of Spades" gets their ass kicked.

Comments

[bonkishnurtaz.livejournal.com]

Are you saying that Lemmy Kilminster is gay? I thought that all British rock stars were gay; isn't it a required part of their resume? ;-)

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

One of a few blog entries.

[barak.livejournal.com]

I don't know who Lemmy Kilmister is, but I'll call him the Queen of Spades merely to see what you do to me. MOO WHA HAHAHAHAHA!

[grandiva1968.livejournal.com]

I'm the Queen of Spades!

*smack*

[grandiva1968.livejournal.com]

Not everyone gets to be Mick Jagger or David Bowie; someone's gotta be Gary Glitter.

[progbear.livejournal.com]

Now, don’t everyone rush him at once and scare him off.

But bear in mind, I’ve been lusting after him since, like, high school. ☻

[barak.livejournal.com]

But I thought you were the Queen of Hearts?

[grandiva1968.livejournal.com]

The joker ain't the only fool who'll do anything for you!

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

I'd just turn you over my knee and give ya a good spanking.

This has no bearing on the aforementioned Mr Kilmister (the lead singer for Motorhead):


What he does with your ass is nunna my business, though I would love to see it. X-D

[barak.livejournal.com]

Drat. I was hoping.... Never mind.

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

Heck, I can oblige if'n ya wanna. >:-)

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

Okay, you get first dibs. But I wanna watch.

[barak.livejournal.com]

*naughty kow smirk*

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

Moof.

[barak.livejournal.com]

*jumps on you* MOOF!

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

Rowr!

[barak.livejournal.com]

*kow nuzzles*

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

*plays with udders*

[barak.livejournal.com]

you keep doing that, I'm gonna be embarassed with leaky udders!

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

*plays with udders repeatedly*

How now, blush Kow?

[barak.livejournal.com]

I'm blushin' and panting and i've made a mess.

How now, kow player?

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

Udderly happy. :-)

[barak.livejournal.com]

*digs for your udders now*

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

Moof!

(Here we go again!)

[barak.livejournal.com]

We can do this all night if you like!

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

I like.

me too

[barak.livejournal.com]