Phone post

[greatbear]

It's fun to be able to post here via my cellphoneofmanybuttons. I can tell you that I am posting from the restroom at work, while the dude in the next stall is taking an absolutely thunderous dump all the while making somewhat pornographic grunts and panting. But I will spare you the details.

Oh, wait... nevermind

Comments

[reslbear.livejournal.com]

Is that a camera phone? ;-)

[pulsecub.livejournal.com]

Hey, wait, I specifically don't remember signing up for Twitter...

[pulsecub.livejournal.com]

Yes, and I'm glad I'm missing every microsecond of that!

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

Which is why I dont use Twitter! Some minutiae should remain unsaid.

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

This is a different service. It's called Shitter.

[fingertrouble.livejournal.com]

Like, totally sign me up for that one!

Oh sorry I forgot I still have outstanding requests on Twatter and Stpd Fckr, it'll have to wait

;-)

[pulsecub.livejournal.com]

Multi-sensory I take it?

[woofytexan.livejournal.com]

ew

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

Me feelings exactly.

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

Actually there are six stalls across, and the dude parked next to me after finding (as I did earlier) that three of the stalls had no paper, a chronic problem there. I blame that on a few individuals who use half a roll of paper to wipe their asses with. Seriously, I've heard those terlets choke on the pile of paper inside. I can get really gross in my descriptions here, it's that bad there.

[otterdaemmerung.livejournal.com]

Did he have a wide stance?

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, no.

[mikiedoggie.livejournal.com]

This is the sexist text post I have ever read in my life!

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

Public restrooms are quite interesting at times, aren't they? ;-)

[frankkubb.livejournal.com]

As long as hes not tapping his foot, or worse yet.. lookis lie Larry Craig! yikes!!!!

[msclwolf.livejournal.com]

yeah yeah yeah....have taken time to reply.....been away AND ill (sniff sniff)

Anyway........while someone already noted your phone is prob a camera phone to, I bet it also does audio recording, perhaps for next time ;)

Somewhere, someone is working on smell-o-vision too (snigger)