Lock that shit up

[greatbear]

If Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, James Dobson, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Ralph Reed and all their friends were in a hotel room during one of their wingnutian orgiastic hate fests and there was a sudden, fast-moving fire in the room, I would hope the door would be easy to find and to open. To that end, the door should have this simple door chain lock installed:



Just the thing to slap ol' Rushy out of his Oxycontin-induced fog.

(Lock brought to you by the folks at Art Lebedev, purveyors of phenomenally designed (and phenomenally expensive), uh, stuff.)

In other news, things have been busy, but what else is new. I hope the weekend give us a chance to take it easy somewhat. Gotta cut the grass and do some yard work though, it's that time of the year again.

Comments

[geometrician.livejournal.com]

*chuckle*
And the door should open to a 30-story drop onto swimming pools filled with broken glass!

[redmoonriver.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!

[restoman.livejournal.com]

With that bunch all packed into a hotel room, there definitely would be a fire! That's what happens when you have too much hot air blowing around!!

lol

[notdefined.livejournal.com]

I saw the path to open that lock in about 5 seconds which means that they would probably get it in 5 hours. That is, of course, if they had not killed each other within 10 minutes of being locked up together.