greatbear | Midsummer in mid-May?!?

Being that the weather decided that it would be best to dispense with Spring all together and just dump everyone into the middle of summer, I decided to get rid of my near ZZ Top-length beard (okay, it wasnt that bad, but Santa left me an email cautioning me about competing) and buzz away my hair leaving just a goatee for the hot weather. MUCH more comfy.

Now if Goldberg calls and says I am intruding on his turf, he's gonna have to rassle me first before I change anything. ;)

EDIT:

Being that this post generated a quick barrage of replies in just a short time (I call this phenomenon "bolanding") calling for a picture, I thought it best to show you that I have nothing to worry about regarding Goldberg complaining about turf invasion: