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Jeff and I were watching TV in the kitchen while making dinner the other day. The news are on, and a story came on regarding 40-something people at a rehabilitation clinic being sent to local hospitals because of carbon monoxide poisoning. Apparently there was some sort of heating machinery malfunction and the resulting vapors moved throughout several interconnected buildings. Me being me, however, could only say this:

"They tried to make me go to rehab but I said, 'CO, CO, CO!'"

I managed to exit the kitchen without food being thrown at me.

Date: 2011-09-28 06:30 pm (UTC)
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Date: 2011-09-29 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kjvbear.livejournal.com
I would probably have thrown a knife at you.....

Date: 2011-09-28 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dendren.livejournal.com
hehehehehehe... nice

Date: 2011-09-28 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirbymiles.livejournal.com
Groan - yet I wish I could be that quick with my wit!

Date: 2011-09-28 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theoctothorpe.livejournal.com
soooooo bad!

Date: 2011-09-28 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] normalcyispasse.livejournal.com
Hell, that makes ME groan.

Date: 2011-09-28 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jrjarrett.livejournal.com
Lucky it wasn't cutlery.

Date: 2011-09-28 10:37 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com
Wasting food on a pun that rancid would only compound the offense.

Date: 2011-09-29 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clintswan.livejournal.com
*facepalm*

Date: 2011-09-29 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bygbrat.livejournal.com
that is hilarious! i love it! LOL

Date: 2011-09-29 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notdefined.livejournal.com
slowly shakes head from side to side.

Date: 2011-09-30 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liftinmoose.livejournal.com
Lol brilliant!! :)

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