Is it that obvious?

[greatbear]

Okay, most, if not all on my friend's are technically savvy people. Also, these people are mostly bears. Therefore, I present to my viewing audience today's Foxtrot:



They're onto us...

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Slaves to Technology & The Midori Fairy!

[daxcub.livejournal.com]

Well... They never really said bears did they? The problem is, not all bears are gay, despite the massive amounts of hope and bets we may put on it. *sigh* Hope ya don't mind but I've got a good example of this, minus the pornographic content. Me? Pornographic??? NEVER!!! I was visiting Terry (bigrock - how do you link that?) up in MA and we decided to go to the liquor store for some alcohol. Well, the man behind the counter was beyond hella fine in all aspects of the bear classification system (or at least of those I could see up close and clothed). Given the fact that Terry and I had no where to be, we (I) decided to take our (my) time by mulling around the store, looking casually through each aisle yet always maintaining excellent visual range to the guy at the counter. Eventually, I decided to ask him something. So, I did what any flirtatious young cub would do and asked... If he had any Midori... Yup, I clammed up, went shy as hell but was persistent! I asked if he could check in back, I asked if they could order it. Meanwhile Terry was about ready to kick my butt out of there. After we left, I kept wondering... Maybe he was gay... Hmm... Maybe I could call the store and somehow say the magic word that would let me figure that out since I have absolutely no gaydar skills (neither does Terry by the way). So... Terry found the number, I called, and asked if I was talking to the bear behind the counter. At which the simple answer of "Yes, it is." drained all the blood from my face (no it didn't go anywhere else south of the border). With that response, you can only guess my next question... "Do you have any Midori?" popped out... Needless to say, he wasn't gay and I didn't get my Midori! -JP-