The Manic Mechanic

Jeff and I have been cleaning up stuff in the basement. In one of the cabinets I use for storing non-perishable food we found a box of Kellogg's corn flakes. The box had been opened and a portion of the cereal had been used, and the bag was not even resealed. The box has a use-by date of Nov. 9, 1996. The box has been around the house for 13 years. That's not the scary part.

The scary part is that the cereal tasted like it was a freshly-opened new box.