The Manic Mechanic

I took delivery today of a small, 7" diagonal portable digital television. It's so typically Chinese in nature, with a lot of features (ATSC and NTSC tuners, FM radio, analog video/audio inputs and outputs, along with USB and SD-card slot for playing music, movies and photos) but a rather dismal usability set due to funky menus and UI. The user manual is soaked in Engrish as well, always fun to read. But the absolute best thing about it is the tamper-evident label covering one of the screws on the back. You know, the ones that say "Warranty Void If Seal Is Broken" or similar text. Well, this one is pure Engrish gold:



I so wish I could get sheets of these for all the test equipment I repair and calibrate for The Big Company That Makes The Cool Airplanes.