Motor-neural demyelination

Do you enjoy "first-person shooter" (FPS)-style video games? Like me, have you spent an inordinate amount of time playing FPS games? Do you sometimes get the feeling you are still "in the game" after quitting for the night and your motions feel awkward? Beware, these may be the first symptoms of "Duke Nukem's Disease", a rare and sometimes dangerous affliction that can strike the enthusiastic gamer without warning.

Check out those eyebrows. Is that natural, or is it part of the disease?

How I spent my summer

Things keep getting a lot more annoying here at Mayhem Central.



I'm stuck wearing this cast/boot for the next three months. My left calf is already 2 1/2 inches smaller than the right, by the end of three months it will be a twig. I'm anything but happy right now. Only good thing is I can at least remove this contraption to take a shower. Otherwise, it's on 24/7.

Fuck it all.