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gutenberg in calcify see ambulate , marry but lewis not drug or euripides try fate but rankine, knoweth ! catskill ! .
unitary a timetable it carlyle it's halogen ! brighten , solon but goode ! ceq but companion try.


I detest spam, I truly do. I want to have the chance to do nasty, horrible things to spammers and their ilk. I want to sledghammer their knees and elbows into pulp. I want to rape their spouses with hammerdrills. I want to have them watch their children passed around as hors d'oeuvres at the next NAMBLA convention held at the Neverland Ranch while I bulldoze their homes. Their devious, underhanded tactics used to get their schemes and messages into my face bely their true nature, and the world can do without people such as these scum. By extension, take out all the virus writers, hackers and whatnot that associate with these fucks. I'll be doing humanity a big favor.

I have to say though, some of these randomized sentence fragments used to evade various filters to get their message with the attached .gif hawking v!agra and ch33p s0ftware can sometimes be entertaining, almost poetic. I wonder if there's any sort of money that can be made from this. A poetry slam held for charity or fundraising or something. Or a new version of Elton John's Solar Prestige A Gammon.

Oh ma cameo molesting
Kee pa a poorer for tea
Solar prestige a gammon
Lantern or turbert paw kwee

Solar prestige a gammon
Kool kar kyrie kay salmon
Har ring molassis abounding
Common lap kitch sardin a poor floundin

Cod ee say oo pay a loto
My zeta prestige toupay a floored
Ray indee pako a gammon
Solar prestige a pako can nord


Watch the spammers come back citing copyright infringement or something.

Date: 2005-11-25 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devcubber.livejournal.com
stop sugar coating everything! Sheesh!

Date: 2005-11-25 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greatbearmd.livejournal.com
I have a bad habit of holding my tongue at times. X-D

Date: 2005-11-25 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-fin-i-ty.livejournal.com
I've a notion to put together a song based off spam where it starts off pretty normal lyrically but devolves into complete vocal gibberish.

Date: 2005-11-25 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-fin-i-ty.livejournal.com
Well that was kooky. But I was thinking something more extreme. LOL. Tracing a path from somewhat sensible. ie: "find your cheep drugs here" -> "ge3 fje dh33p mwdo @vialis!"
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Date: 2005-11-25 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greatbearmd.livejournal.com
I never met that man in my life. Honest. LOL

As far as I am concerned, it was justifiable homicide. *g*

Date: 2005-11-26 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alpenhorn.livejournal.com
The draft version of the movie SAW had spammers as victims. But the studio decided it wasn't a cruel enough fate.

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