greatbear: (fuzzy)
gutenberg in calcify see ambulate , marry but lewis not drug or euripides try fate but rankine, knoweth ! catskill ! .
unitary a timetable it carlyle it's halogen ! brighten , solon but goode ! ceq but companion try.


I detest spam, I truly do. I want to have the chance to do nasty, horrible things to spammers and their ilk. I want to sledghammer their knees and elbows into pulp. I want to rape their spouses with hammerdrills. I want to have them watch their children passed around as hors d'oeuvres at the next NAMBLA convention held at the Neverland Ranch while I bulldoze their homes. Their devious, underhanded tactics used to get their schemes and messages into my face bely their true nature, and the world can do without people such as these scum. By extension, take out all the virus writers, hackers and whatnot that associate with these fucks. I'll be doing humanity a big favor.

I have to say though, some of these randomized sentence fragments used to evade various filters to get their message with the attached .gif hawking v!agra and ch33p s0ftware can sometimes be entertaining, almost poetic. I wonder if there's any sort of money that can be made from this. A poetry slam held for charity or fundraising or something. Or a new version of Elton John's Solar Prestige A Gammon. lyrics(?) )

Watch the spammers come back citing copyright infringement or something.
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...sometimes with laughter.

Some will recall recent efforts by the White House trying to stop The Onion from using the presidential seal (Orrrk! Orrrk! *clapclapclap*) on their website, citing it's "inappropriate use". Well, it looks like The Onion has put up a response of sorts:


Click for oniony goodness )



Man, I SO love da Onion.

(Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] mondragon for the heads-up)

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